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Anonymous asks:
What is the blue stuff around the beaver in your icon?A metaphor
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Anonymous asks:
Why does this blog exist? Everyone knows Canada is a myth.You caught us!!!
Happy Canada Day! Here’s an aerial photo of Winnipeg’s Living Flag at the Legislature this morning. There’s no word yet on the head count or whether any records were broken, but we’ll update when we get that information. Read more on the flag event: http://wfp.to/4wk Photo by Ron Gilfillan.
Anonymous asks:
What is the worst part about living in Canada (If there is one)?Netflix
our bloodthirsty majestic national animal in its natural habitat
Anonymous asks:
does canada have animal problemsthere are horror stories about coyote wolves and grolar bears plus even the herbivores win fights with cars!
and i guess racoons can be intimidating with their little demon hands and bandito attitudes
but i think we have it pretty easy almost nothing poisonous mostly just a lot of squirrels and pigeons ahah
OH RIGHT and our national animals are pretty pernickety you think oh what a pretty bird why is it hissing oh my god how does its neck do that is it charging??? at me ?? yeS? jesus wHAT!!!?
