submitted by inspiredthinking 

right so this one comes with a story cause dammit everytime i buy something from chapters and thats a lot even with their extortionate prices the person at the cash asks me if I want a free plum point card. I’ve already got one but I think I lost it or something idk the point is does anyone actually care about plum points???? anyway because i never bring it because WHO CARES i always have to say no i already have one thanks and they say oh? and i’m like haven’t got it. and then they’re like oh just give me your email :)) trouble is a) my email is just my full name @ gmail.com but if i ever meet someone who knows what i’ve actually said after i give them my name i might marry them (hint: i’m not married to any chapters employees) also b) there are so many vowels i just slur them together (i guess this parts my fault) so it takes a few tries before they have it down and i’m never going to use a single plum point!!! but the card is free!! so i cant refuse!! oh and also my email address NEVER    WORKS i dont know why!! maybe its because of how hard i dont care about plum points the end feel free to delete this

submitted by peelark

submitted by Brittany